Before the trip, I fantasize about:

• Sex with the man of my dream
• Fresh catch of the day in white wine sauce
• Mozart - Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra, front row seats
• Ferrari Red convertible
• Presidential suite Water bungalow in Tahiti
• Two-hour Jacuzzi massage and body wrap

After the start of my journey, I only wish for:

• Sex
• Any food that doesn't have the hooves and eyes still attached
• Silence
• Four wheels, padded seats and working brakes
• No bedbugs
• Chapstick